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Monkey Shines

The act of behaving like a black person (acting ghetto, stupid, ignorant or committing crimes)

That dirty dude's Monkey Shines Dun got his azz arrested.

by mrdudeman1122 March 25, 2010

238๐Ÿ‘ 168๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey shine

trickery done by a sneaky individual

What is this monkey shine joey? i asked you to clean up after youself!

by slangmaster2 March 1, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock shine

some one who loves to shine cocks with there mouth by licking the shaft up and down and spitting on it before rubbing it all over to make it shiney.

dude1: you such a "cock shine"

dude2: no but your mom is and last night was awsome

by Polarcheezit December 12, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick shine

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

by BIlly September 8, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shine me on

Has nothing to do with the DISGUSTING definitions some CRUDE people with no upbringing have submitted for phrases relating to "Shine". No. It simply means to ignore someone.

...such as when a guy is trying to flirt with a girl and she ignores him. He might say to her, "You shinin' me on, Baby? Okay, I see how it is. Just shine me on."

by Louisa D November 11, 2006

99๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rise and shine

Something you say to wake up someone, phrase used in the south, usually in the morning.

Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?

Billie: No.

Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.

by Macie4fern January 10, 2017

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.

(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.

by Cheap Heat July 11, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž