shook

i tought my grandma this word and I dont regret it at all below is a phrase my grandma would use

im shook that she snatched my weave

The Shook

A poker move in which you win a hand with the two lowest pairs while no pairs are showing on the board....you make a pair with each of two low pocket cards.

Your pocket cards are a 3 and a 2, both a 3 and a 2 show up on the board, you win the hand with two pair, 3's and 2's, you just won with The Shook.

shook the bed

Theoretically getting Fucked or Fucked over.

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.

shook the sugar water

Receiving a handjob in an obscure yet discreet location, particularly behind a bar.

I heard that Brenda shook the sugar water out of Matthew the other night at the pub while he was bartending!

hoody shook

An uncircumcised handjob

She hoody shook me in the movies with the popcorn trick.

too shook to look

When you wake up in the morning and look ugly as fuck and know it but don’t want to confirm it

Damn I bet I look like yesterday’s shit! Well I’m too scared to look anyways! I’m way too shook to look