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SMP

Smash
My
Penis

Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.

Sure that's OK.

By the way, when do i get my SMP?

Oh, I'll give you that.

"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023


smp

suck my pussy

bro smp”

by pu$$y$uck3r October 17, 2021


smp

smp means suck my pussy

you- smp

person- ayo we just met

by TheDramaLama May 4, 2021


SMP

Single mom pussy. It's the kind of pussy you get from a land whale with stretch marks. It's well-used and worn out, wrinkled up like a roast beef sandwich. It's alright as long as she bathes. SMP is the standard for desperate, weak men that base their entire self worth around sex, thereby predisposing themselves to slavery, cuckoldry, or pseudo-cuckoldry. Most of these men cannot be helped and are destined to get massively fucked. While not exclusively beta cucks, these men also typically get off on the idea of having to raising other men's children (the more the merrier).

Jack was scratching at the neck as Jenny walked into the 7-11 with her SMP, buried under heaps of tummy rolls.

by binder full of ankle pics November 30, 2024


SMP

1. Suck my pussy.
2. Suck my penis
3. Shit my pants

Go SMP before I kick your ass!

by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019


SMP

Suck my penis

Jimmy: Hey, dude, wanna start the SMP?
Timmy: No, wtf

by VaginaPounder December 30, 2022


smp

shatting my pants

shat my pants

omg i think i just SMP

by smp1122 December 30, 2020