smp

an smp is a super mega pedo
another word could be smpkf which means, super mega pedo kiddie fiddler.

non pedo person: george is such an smp
george: no i’m not ur a smpkf

SMP

Smash
My
Penis

Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.

Sure that's OK.

By the way, when do i get my SMP?

Oh, I'll give you that.

"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."

smp

suck my pussy

“bro smp”

smp

smp means suck my pussy

you- smp

person- ayo we just met

SMP

1. Suck my pussy.
2. Suck my penis
3. Shit my pants

Go SMP before I kick your ass!

SMP

Suck my penis

Jimmy: Hey, dude, wanna start the SMP?
Timmy: No, wtf…

smp

shatting my pants

shat my pants

omg i think i just SMP