A person who has every or near every STD, but does not tell anyone before sex
Guy 1: Hey should i have sex with Stacy?
Guy 2: No she is an STD Fairy.
Guy 1: O right.
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When You have a Condom Catastrophe which in the end results in at least one STD if not possibly more! "Next time wrap that bitch up tighter!"
Remeber that condom catastrophe I told you about.. well now I got some STD stunner news from my Doctor!
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Omar's hair
Hair that feels like a rug
You have an STD Fro
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A person who is suspected of having a variety of STDs, some of which are possibly not known of yet.
-you see that girl over there I think her name is Whitney? Well let me tell you she is like a STD meltingpot, she dated Ryan and I heard now he is being treated for herpes, syphilis, and a slew of other STDs.
-Eww gross!
The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =
Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.
Words like Shit, Tit and Dick. Basically, the vocabulary of the average middle schooler.
Father: Now Bobby, I don't want you using std words at school.
Bobby: F*ck you you're not my real dad.
When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD
βOh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!β βYa but it gave him Dog STDβs!β