Three Star Salute

A salute adopted by the Cadet 3* Cadre, when an officer, who indicated right on a bike, was mistaken for saluting some 3*s.

I'm a 3* so I'm going to salute like I'm indicating right on a bicycle to NCOs, it's called the "Three Star Salute"

Two-shoot salute

When two military officers straddle a coffin during its lowering to salute and relieve their sexual juices.

Gary died last week. His brother Murray and father Paul we so kind and gave him a two-shoot salute.

dry bowl salute

when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle

Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.

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little soldier saluted

This refers to the guy you're making out with sustaining an erection.

Barry and I were just necking, you know; and his little soldier saluted.

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3-hole Salute

Another way of saying triple penetration

Man 1: I gave her the 3-hole Salute with 2 other of my friends
Man 2: What’s that
Man 1: triple penetration
Man 2: got it

Third Leg Salute

In military terms, a male erection. Usually used by veterans and serving members of the military to explain the tent in their camo pants.

I gave that lap dancer a third leg salute.

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One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

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