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The street name for Albus Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Yo, Minerva? Did you hear Purple Santa drop his mixtape at the Three Broomsticks? That shit was hotter than dragon's breath
Santa Monica is a town in Los Angeles County by the beach. Santa Monica has a variety of people. It is mostly whites & Hispanics. North part of Santa Monica is full of rich people and celebrities. The rest of the city is middle-class and some parts are ghetto. Gangs in Santa Monica are: Santa Monica 17th Street, 16th Street, Graveyard Crips, and there use to be 21st street. All of these gangs are made up of hispanics exept for the Graveyard crips.
Santa Monica is the coolest city in the world.
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All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.
Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.
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a pedophile who comes into homes looking for children from the ages of 2-9 to molest. He comes down the chimey, eats the cookies and milk the kids leave out, goes upstairs to molest the children, and then leaves a present thanking the little ones for their service.
Mom: "What are you asking Santa Claus for this christmas."
Kid : " A tazer."
Mom: "Why would you ask for that?!"
Kid: "So he can stop coming to our house. He takes off my clothes and makes me do weird things. A tazer could stop him for sure."
Mom: ......
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A red communist fat ass who doesn't know how to shave and owes me a pogo stick.
Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Me: There is nothing good about who you are or what you do.
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Hottest chick at UCSB.
Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck
If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock
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An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.
We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.
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