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I ran out of hole scroll, then had to use dirty tissues from the garbage.
When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.
I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.
The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.
"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".
The name for the remaining roll of toilet paper after someone has wiped their ass with it and then rolled it back up rather than tearing it off and flushing it.
Tim decided it would be funny to leave a skid scroll in the dorm bathroom.
"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.
Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."
And then the dog came in.
The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.
Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.
A lost piece of literature found by exploring the ocean.
usually soggy.
Jared apparently dug up a sunken scroll while on a scuba trip!
