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a large penis donned on ones mother
small penis: yo nigga
big penis: mine as big as yo ma's shlong
small penis: damn
The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.
Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”
1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel
Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong
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This is a word used to describe someone which you should knowby reading the title. This person is usually known for saying you titties are jiggling and your dad left but its all jokes, or is it? He has lucid dreams about being in bed with his crush names olivia.
#sorrynotsorry dom
Dom with a small shlong-is a defenition for all doms out there
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what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.
sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy
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"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
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Long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. This concoction trickles through the channels between one's back hair before making its way through the buttcrack. It is collected as it drops from the area between the anus and the genital organ. The more inadequate one's toilet hygiene is, the more potent. This process is repeated until the desired concentration of shit particles is attained.
Samuel wondered how shit tasted with long island so Alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his butt before letting him drink it.
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