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To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.
(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).
My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!
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The pull-out cumshot. creampie
"She wasn't on the pill so I gave her the old cooter shooter"
"I pulled out my cooter shooter and was ready for action"
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When a basketball player hits a shot, with a hint if luckiness, because he's just that much of a boss
Demar Derozan with the shooters touch
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A person who tells lies in order to impress others.
Man, you are such a poop shooter! Who in their right mind would believe that!
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when ashes, and or tiny burning nuggets get sucked threw the chamber of your bowl peice and go into your mouth or further.
"dude you got a shooter in the skootch!" i fuckin saw it that shit
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When one urinates into another persons mouth during fellatio. The act of urinating into the mouth of another person while receiving a blowjob.
Richard gave Regina a Lemon shooter while they were in the shower together. Needless to say, Regina was not amused.
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Taking a vuvuzuela, or that stupid ass horn in the world cup of soccer. Then bust a nut inside the horn, invite your girlfriend over and then blast the bitch in the face.
Dude 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to jenny?
Dude 2: Dude she took a massive vuvu-shooter to the face.
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