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The average Russian man's penis, which is the best penis a woman can experience, but can also be a reference to the average Russian shotgun, which has six barrels.
Jessie: "Oh my god, Randy gave me his Russian Shotgun last night!"
Tina: "Damn girl, you got some? I'm so jealous!"
To attempt to do something where success is extremely unlikely or impossible. Sniping is hard, and using a shotgun makes the job almost impossible. Use it when describing a situation that is the same as pissing into the wind
Guy 1: Hey, check out that girl over there. Think I can get her?
Guy 2: No offense but you might as well try to Snipe with a Shotgun.
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A term for a forced marriage after an unexpected pregnancy.
Originating from when the father of the pregnant girl would force the baby's daddy to marry his daughter at gunpoint. This gun was most likely a shotgun as many fathers in the United States were hunters.
Bill knocked up Suzie and now they're having a shotgun wedding
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1. A form of negotiations where heated lead is exchanged instead of heated words.
2. Negotiating in which one side gains leverage by threatening violence.
1. Once they found out I turned them over things got rough but I got out ok with a little shotgun diplomacy.
2. Either you give me the money, or I have Bruno here use a bit of shotgun diplomacy on your ass.
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Taking a pinch of dip the size of a shotgun shell
A step down from the horseshoe
Did you see that huge pinch he just took?! That thing was a shotgun shell!
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"lupara bianca" (white shotgun) is, in the lingo of the mafias in many countries such as Italy, a murder in which the body is never found.
"Armando, we must use finesse. Make sure you bring the white shotgun." or "Ana fears this may turn out to be another white shotgun case."
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Nearly the same thing as Explosive Diarrhea, but with differences.
1. Explosive diarrhea can occur all at once or over a long duration with repetitive blasts. However, shotgun diarrhea is all at once, nearly tearing your asshole(and the space-time continuum) to shreds.
2. Explosive Diarrhea is a condition always occurring on the toilet, whereas shotgun diarrhea can be in public or on the toilet.
Last night I was at a dinner party, and right when I went to get up I had some shotgun diarrhea that sprayed all over the governor of Wisconsin, who was sitting right behind me.
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