Shredding the nard

When one refers to the "art" or shredding the nar, one may include a "d" on the end of nar, this is because there parents did not teach them proper diction.

Setting: Chair lift passing by the terrain park
Buddy hits huge kicker, and land a quad back flip, said girl yells out "He just shredded the nar" said girl two yells at said girl one " Your an idiot, its obviously he just Shredded the nard, the diction ovs allows for more emphasis on the crushing ability of said buddy".

Example 2-

Setting: Exact same time and place as example 1 (POV of shredders)

Said Buddies Buddy comes over to him and says "Bro you are shredding the nar". Said Buddy yells "You an idiot, i obviously just "shredding the nard", the diction ovs allows for it to seem way more shredding then then just nar"

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Shred the Cello

A four-piece Weezer cover band out of Liverpool, UK.

A: "Who is on the bill at Studio tonight?"
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."

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Anal Shred

A move performed by the pokemon Onix in which he inserts his entire head into the anus of an unsuspecting human, while roaring his mating cry, "ONIIIIIIIIX!!"

"Dude, did you hear what happened to that girl?"
"Nah, what?"
"The ol' Anal Shred I'm afraid"
"Oh damnnnn"

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Shredding Life

The act of farting.

Damn, you smell that? Yeah, that girl is shredding life over there.

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Shredded cheese

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

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shredded wheat

The aftermath when your dick has been sucked and scraped up by teeth.

I told the bitch she left me with shredded wheat after the bj.

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shredded beef

1. adj. A state of being in which one does not feel as one should, as in being deliriously tired or completely and totally drunk beyond reasonable recovery.

2. n. Way of preparing or serving beef in shaved strips. Similar to ground beef.

1. Dan: How many Prairie Fires did you drink, man?

Jon: I had like six and now I'm completely shredded beef. I don't know what's going on.

2. Customer: I'd like two beef tacos.

Geoff: Would you like those with ground beef or shredded beef?

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