jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

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Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.

Homer Simpson is the greatest man alive.

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homer simpson

this guy is THE GREATEST guy ever

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

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Ashlee Simpson.

Whore. Sucks ass at singing.

Omfg, you, like, make me wanna la la.

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Ashlee Simpson

World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.

The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.

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Nicole Simpson

An alcoholic drink created by mixing cherry Smirnoff, orange juice, and rockstar.

Dude I got some O.J. and rockstar. Mix some cherry Smirnoff in and we will make a Nicole Simpson

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Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

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