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used to determine/confirm whether one man is telling the truth to another man in a far-fetched conversation or story.
Tom- "I just had sex with two supermodels!"
Bill- Swear to God? No even better.. Sir's Honor?"
Tim- "Sir's Honor"
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When a woman Unknowingly touches a man's Semi or Fully erect penis. i.e. his Chubby
Girl: He reached in to give me a hug & all I felt on my leg was his Sir-prize
Guy: Dude, I couldn't fight it any more. So I went in to hug her, Guns Fully Loaded, & gave her a Sir-prize
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1. A phrase commonly used in the beginning of a formal letter to adress a male recipient.
2. The debut 1995 album by Cat Power a.k.a. Chan Marshall
3. Euphemism that serves to imply that the person you're adressing outside of formal letter is either a mental case, alternatively gifted or just says improper things.
1. Dear sir Honorable Robert Gates,
Why does the Pentagon state that F-35 is a 5th generation fighter? I hereby solemnly inform you that it doesn't meet the vital criterias of supercruise flight and weapons delivery, thrust vectoring control, synthetic aperture radar as well as features agility and thrust of flatulenting expectant mother.
Sincerely yours, retired USAF Security Forces serviceman, Chuck Norris.
2. Man, back in 1995 the skies were bluer and the grass was greener but Cat Power since her Dear Sir release is still as catpowerful as she was back then. Although I haven't even heard any of her stuff.
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- I wish I lived back in times of Harry Truman when USA were strong and wouldn't let pinkos and niggers talk, not just become presidents.
- Have you, dear sir, just used your mouthhole to produce a verbal message of approving McCarthy totalitarianism, social hysteria, racism, civilian inequality, nuclear destruction of non-combatants, illegal experimentation on foreign citizens (Guatemala syphilis experiment) in a country which was created by freemasonic Founding Fathers to anchor the ideals of freedom, equality and justice? Way to go, butt-for-brains.
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To assume or represent in a drama; act out: “Participants are encouraged to pass on leads about jobs... and to role-play interview situations with each other”
"I want to get along with everyone, and be friends with Game Masters, then do permissable PvP acts in-game, so everyone still loves me. Basically I want to be a SIR THOMAS."
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He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.
Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!
Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!
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A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.
Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.
King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
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A phrase used to express the sophistication of one's character. If one wears a monocle or top hat, they most definitely are like a sir. A much fancier substitute for "like a boss".
1. Bro, I totally banged that chick while wearing a monocle. Like a sir!
2. Aristocrat 1: I do say, that performance by GaGa was riveting!
Aristocrat 2: Like a sir!
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