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Sloane

that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself

*during sorority denominations*

Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards

by not sloane November 18, 2019


Sloane

A person who’s name is Sloane and not Sloane. A Sloane can be nice, funny, kind, sort of a bitch sometimes and annoying.

You see Sloane over there, she’s super funny.

by Howareyoudoing123 September 21, 2022


Sloane

A girl with foul language when surprised and tinea between her toes.

Sloane pulled a Sloane again last night.

by Smuttyone January 29, 2022


Sloane

Sloane is such a crackhead 😜 “monkey tbh”
And freaking gorgeous!! Thic low key but a dream stan. Loves anime and her friends. Really kind and thoughtful too.

“Is that nicki manaj?” “no that’s just Sloane”

by Livlaughlove May 14, 2022


Sloane

Sloanes a stunning and amazing girl. She’ll always be there for you and will always comfort you at times of need. She is great at keeping secrets and is never busy. She’ll always hangout with you and go on trips with you. Sloane won’t be afraid to defend herself during an argument and is physically strong. Sloane has blonde hair and green eyes and is average height. She has a beautiful heart and will always come over to help with things, no matter if it’s homework or just talking about an experience.

Look at Sloane! She’s so pretty and gorgeous, her hair flows like a river.

by Ski <3 August 21, 2024


Sloane

Sloane is a brown haired girl and brown eyed girl. Her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite food is ranch. Sloane is a very sweet and funny person bout however she knows how to SLAY and twerk on all of the boys that turned her down *cough *cough RYAN. Sloane goes to a rich kid school and is VERY popular but however her best friends do not go to her school and they names are Josephine and Lily. She lives in a box.

Anthony: "Look at Sloane SLAYING over there!!!"
Brooks: "I wish that Sloane was my girlfriend!"
Lily and Josie: "Sloane is our best friend!"
Ryan: "WAIT that's Sloane I wish I never rejected her!"

by 76801:) March 24, 2019


sloane

the most beautiful person in the entire world!! 💚

sloane is super dope

by lucybell17 November 24, 2021