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sloth people

One who may be alternately described as trailer trash, hillbilly, a "hills have eyes person". Usually have an IQ in the mid 20's. Probably created by a brother sister sandwich under a rebel flag with an 8 ball of meth on the end table, in an 1973 single wide, with bronco sitting in the foot tall lawn out front

Jesus Christ those sloth people must have rubbed off on you, you're acting a bit downsy.

by Gtrguy88 July 21, 2020


iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic

Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!

by Pixel Fiend January 14, 2011


archie the sloth

my beautiful son with a huge dick

big bill: “ archie the sloth has a massive cock m8! “

massive mike: “ yo yk he’s a sloth right “
big bill: “ even better 😪 “

by bigballnboobiebetty May 28, 2021


slothing around

moving and acting lazily, sluggish, lifeless; unwilling to use any type of energy

Mike: Hey whats wrong with Paul?

Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.

by Paul Hargus October 30, 2015


sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.

After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.

by Untamed1560 March 28, 2016


Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.

Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.

by AJ Khan June 29, 2017


Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.

Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.

by Ijax uswallow May 19, 2015