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A generic name for a cheap fast food place that serves greasy food.
I was in a hurry, so I stopped into the slurp and burp to grab a bit on the way home.
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the ancient drink of the gods. you can only consume this substance if you have a higher understanding than the average mortal. it also grants you shield along with health if times are tough.
Jesus Christ: Aye nigga you got a slurp juice? this fag keeps tagging me.
God: yea bruh just take my minis instead though.
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An intense sexcapade of legendary proportions. During a "Sewage Slurp" the woman spreads her butt, revealing her butthole, allowing for the male to approach and apply his tongue to her anus. This move is similar to its cousin the Rim Job yet differs in that while the male is massaging the womans butthole with his tongue the woman procedes to defecate on the mans face. The "Sewage Slurp" allows for custimization according to the preferences of the participants: the man can be masturbating during the sewage slurp, getting beaten off, or beating off another man.
Tommy is tired of the rimjob so he and Sally move on to a Sewage Slurp.
Bob takes Diane to mexican restuarants before he attempts a sewage slurp.
PAST TENSE- I sewage slurped your mom.
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A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.
I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.
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When you stick a straw in a random horny homeless persons ass and you suck right on there ass hole with shit flying up the straw
I gave your mum a slurp juice
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When your girlfriend is giving you a blow job, and you hear a slurping sound.
Jenny gave me a dolphin slurp last night. She got a little wet.
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On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!
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