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A freakishly huge smile that would have appeared on Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun music video.
"Look at that chick's huge Soundgarden Smile! It's beautiful, but in a creepy way..."
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n. A person who smiles so excessively that their smile becomes meaningless.
That girl is such a smile whore.
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The smile you have after your friend says something funny or makes you laugh and you leave, making a fool of yourself as you walking around with big smile on your face. It is especially awkward if you look at someone with an after smile because they think you are smiling at them, but you are just looking with an after smile.
Person 1: <Insert Joke here>
Person 2: hahahahahhahhaa
(Person 2 turns around and walks away with an after smile)
(Two Strangers walk by Person 2)
(Person 2 looks at Stranger 1 with after smile)
Stranger 1: Did you see that creepy guy smile at me!
Stranger 2: Yeah! It was really creepy!
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A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.
Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.
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The look your friend gives you when he realizes he has been "caught" being gay
1) When I saw Keith at the gay pride parade, he gave me a Smiling Robert.
2) When Ellison turned the car on and Cher was in the CD player he gave me a Smiling Robert
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Torture method used be mafia members in Glasgow, Scottland. Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then, further pain is inflicted upon the victim until they scream. Since the mouth has been cut, the incisions rip further alond the side of the face towards the ears.
He'll only look happy when Tyler gives him a Glasgow Smile.
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the widest prettiest smile ever. all of your teeth are shown in it and you look silly but cute and authentic. it’s very common but a lot of people are ashamed of having it and try to fix it (especially ones with ugly colored teeth). although it hasn’t been proven yet, scientists suspect it comes from the indian race, or somewhere middle eastern.
some celebrities have it including:
nicki minaj
katy perry
mariah carey
noa nini
and sometimes the legend of the sea, demi lovato, uses it for sympathy.
1) “i wish i had whiter teeth for the photoshoot in 3 days so i can show off my onika smile”
2) toulouse: “when is ariana going to die already? i’m sick of her fake ass smile and how she pretends to love us”
piggy smallz: “you wouldn’t say that if she had a onika smile”
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