a cunt who thinks they are so fucking funny.
"UwU im a smol binder bean :333" -a cunt
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person
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AmazingPhil himself.
Phil is such a Smol angel bean. Too innocent. Too pure.
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michael jackson is a cute smol bean that must be protected at all costs
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An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.
Guy: I have a small dick.
Genuinely Nice Friend: Maybe you just have a phantom-smol-dic
A different way to call a chick
@yooshpoosh on TikTok comments it everywhere for fun though
Person 1: βOh did you see baby chick on the side of the roadβ
Person 2: βYou mean the π₯ smol chickenβ
a smol gremlin child is a person who is a) extremely small b) looks like a gremlin and c) could be passed as a child
Person: βWow! Abby is such a smol gremlin child! I can use her head as an foot rest!β
Person B: βI know right? Sheβs like a two inch gremlin!β
Person: βI literally thought she was a child!β
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Whenever your short boyfriend is being adorable and/or acting like a bean (being innocent). Your smol bean boi just wants attention, meaning huggles and cuddles. :3 Please give the smol bean boi huggles and cuddles.
Colton, you are my smol bean boi.
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