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Can be used in place of ANY word in the English language.
After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.
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a word used with you and your friends when you can't use the word weed/marijuana/mary j
Aye so when you gonna go get the smurfs? I'm ready to go to lego land
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when you beat off and your penis turns blue
my girl was beating me off with her feet and my penis smurfed
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The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie
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Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.
person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"
person 2"oh that little smurf?"
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when your balls get stuck to your leg
when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg
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when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"
"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"
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