Sofa

A very comfy couch, knows all the right spots that need support, sometimes a little harder than should be but always a very appreciated and loved piece of furniture, arguably the favorite of the house 💗

That couch is so so faaaa, sofa

SOFAS

Survivor of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Keep your opinions to yerselves you fucking SOFAS

SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)

He's SOFA!

Sofa

Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.

Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”

Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”

Sofa

The commie term for an American couch

Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.

Sofa

She's a baguette. She eat baguette. She live baguette. She h o n o r the baguette

Sofa needs some help.

Sofa yeet day

September 19th

The day you throw sofas whilst listening to heavy metal, specifically wargasm

Robert - "happy sofa yeet day!"
Vivi - "lmao"