The laziness resembles a couch potato
My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth
A very comfy couch, knows all the right spots that need support, sometimes a little harder than should be but always a very appreciated and loved piece of furniture, arguably the favorite of the house 💗
Survivor of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Keep your opinions to yerselves you fucking SOFAS
SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)
He's SOFA!
Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.
Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”
Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”
The commie term for an American couch
Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.
She's a baguette. She eat baguette. She live baguette. She h o n o r the baguette