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When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)
"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"
The politically correct version of nigger rigging.
Billy Jo used some southern engineering to make that piece of shit square body run.
When becoming angry your accent turns southern
Playing game of monopoly with your friends you may experience southern agression.
A common mis-spelling of Southern Belle.
A woman of Southern United States Ancestory stretching from Texas, Kentucky, Viginia and Florida.
Usually this word is used by a woman describing herself during pen pal, text or email conversations.
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
A Southern Bell is sweet down home woman that makes lemonade and sweet tea for her man when he comes home all sweaty from a hard days work while she stays home and bakes biscuits.
A Southern Bell uses southern slang to give an appearance of sincerity or endearment by referring to someone as; Sweety, Baby, Sugar or Honey.
A Southern Bell never sweats.
A Southern Bell is the same as a Southern Gal.
New Age Southern Bell's do not use the term "Well...I declare!"
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
The most spoiled place on Earth home to stuck up bitches who are obsessed with money and spend ninety percent of their life getting their pussies sucked by rich single boys and men and also contains the legit affluent coastal areas such as Malibu, Laguna Beach, Dana Point, Pacific Palisades, and Palos Verdes (the place where I'm from). Yeah, the coastal areas in Southern California don't have water as clear as Hawaii but we have beautiful coves and real serenity. Not just that but we have the colleges with the hottest bitches on Earth and most importantly we have Hollywood!!!
Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??
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When a girl chugs hot sauce but doesn't swallow and then blows you
Guy 1: so, how was last night?
Guy 2: She gave me a southern special. So it was pretty good.
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Southern Girls: the best of them all. They might come across as bitchy, but they have a good heart underneath, shaped by years in a solid family with good core values. Southern girls respect their men. Southern girls also date the best men on the market.
Real southern girls don't care about how they spell, particularly on the internet. And no one cares.
Yet you shouldn't be surprised if your southern girl has got a Bachelor's or Masters in English.
It's all cultural.
Southern girls get louder as their boobs get bigger. The bigger the bosom, the louder the girl. No one is really sure why.
Southern girls, more than anything, care about their family and their friends. Southern girls (true southern girls, the ones raised culturally southern) are truly a delight to be around, because you are going to get fed and taken care of.
Southern girls sure do know how to treat a man.
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