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The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.
J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"
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1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!
/bang
SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
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The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.
I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice
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1) Annoying snob that watches the Red Sox get their asses handed to them every season. Usually reluctant to admit that winning in '04 and '07 does not make up for 100 years of failure.
2) Usually confused with moron.
3) Talks with annoying gay accent.
4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.
e.g how to communicate with a red sox fan
"Bawsten sawks cawk" or the more accepted, "kiss mah ahss"
synonyms with gay faggot sucks
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The next Yankees. Management, players, and fans are all just as annoying as yankee management, players, and fans. They have turned into what they hate most. Both teams are destroying baseball cause they are all turning into fags.
Look the red sox spent millions of dollars this year too just like the gay yankees.
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The most annoying and bitchiest fans on da face of da earth, also very few cool ones but most are just plain bitchy as hell. Need to get laid.
Red Sox fans need to get laid.
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