spanish omelette

typical spanish dish.

ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.

process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.

If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.

(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)

we are going to cook a spanish omelette

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spanish mouthwash

The act of inserting the penis into another person's anus and then removing the penis and inserting it to the same person's mouth.

Also known as ass to mouth or atm

Tom was pounding Heather's ass and then pulled it out and stuffed it in her mouth for a spanish mouthwash--she loved it.

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Spanish Barry

verb. Spanish Barried, Spanish Barrying, Spanish Barries

verb.tr
1. To urinate on one’s sexual partner and then kick him or her to the floor.

2. To treat someone poorly, especially in a humiliating and degrading manner.

noun
1. The act of Spanish Barrying someone.

Right after I came in her ass, I Spanish Barried her, then I told her to get up and get the fuck out.

The phone company really Spanish Barried me over that rebate.

Of all the ways to humiliate a slut, I like the Spanish Barry the best.

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spanish homework

incognito term for the use of marijuana; often used when the discussion occurs in the presence of adults (i.e. teachers, parents, managers, etc.); allows adult to assume the minors are planning something productive; originates from the fact that the majority of marijuana comes from Mexico

"hey, you wanna get together and do some spanish homework after class??"

"heck yeah! i haven't done spanish homework since last friday!"

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spanish breakfast

This describes the act of ejaculating inside your partner prior to them conducting an extended period of strenuous activity like running a marathon or relocating a fish pond.
By the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a Spanish Breakfast. It is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the ejaculatee.

I got home from gym last night and my skants were a Spanish breakfast. Even the dog was gagging.

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walking Spanish

The forced, tiptoe walk of someone being given a bum's rush.

I saw Jake walking Spanish out of here last week, and he hasn't been back.

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Spanish Milkshake

When you cum in a girls mouth, then she spits it on your genitals, and then you stick it up her ass.

"I love the Spanish Milkshake!"

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