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Spectacular cunnilingus while on a couch or loveseat. She will melt so far down into the couch, she'll find $7.82 in change, and 3 old remotes.
"Wow, I didn't think he could get much better, but Alex gave me the $7.82 special and I am still shaking."
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One of the best positions out there and you don't have to be a yoga master to pull off this beauty. Girl lies on her stomach guy lies on top. Feels great for everyone. The girls ass has a cushion/trampoline like effect reducing fatigue and prolonging pleasure. Sounds simple, is simple.
The T.Burns Special kinda looks like this:
O------,---- <--- Guy
O----------- <--- Girl
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When you shove chicken grease in your urethra and your partner gives you blow job until you release the grease.
Dude I gave my girlfriend the Cleveland special last night.
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the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.
I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special
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A Varno special is a cocktail made by putting a few ice cubes into a tall glass, filling it with vodka, and putting a splash of whatever mixer you can find.
On vacation we started drinking Varno Specials at 10 am everyday.
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A basic and boxy housing style that was prevalent in East Vancouver, Canada, during a housing boom in the 60's and 70's. Cheap and easy to build, houses were 2 level structures with a basement that was easily converted into an illegal rental suite.
--Hey man, I heard you just bought a house.
--Yeah, it's a Vancouver special. I hope to flip it quickly but the basement suite should cover the mortgage in the meantime.
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The manhattan special is a sexual act, wherein you suck on a spumoni flavored bicycle seat, while your buddy whacks you in the back of the head with a rolled up prayer rug. It became popular in the early 1970's near the holland tunnel in NYC. It is also very popular amongst Italian bicycle marathon racers.
To unwind from this especially long day, I think that I will go home and ask my male sexual partner for a manhattan special.
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