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A group of extra cool kids the have the words "cum" "sperm" or "cell" in their name and follow cumcell and sperm squad on Insta
Sperm Squad is the best squad in the universe.
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the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge
-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!
-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!
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A sperm donor is a man who does the bare minimum with his child.
A sperm donor only does what the courts ordered him to do, pay for health insurance and see child 4 days a month. Can't be bothered with a sick child, ER visits, doctors appointments, procedures, lab work or hospital stays.
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When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.
Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.
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After a long night of drinking beer, your recieve oral sex, and bust in her mouth, after swallowing, the carbonation from your nut butter causes her to burp.
Last night your mom had a nasy case of the sperm burps.
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A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.
Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.
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this person loves the cock and all its liquid emmisions
That Gavin Jones loves to guzzle the sperm man he cant get enough of the cock, wot a fucking sperm guzzler !
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