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When your asshole nearly lights on fire while taking a dump the day after you make the wonderful decision of eating too many hot wings. The punishment is like no other.
"Hey Erica, want to go to wing night?" "Sure John sounds good." Being the tough guy I think I am I say "Im going to get 32 blazin ones." A day later....."holy fire in my ass that was a spicy shit I'm never doing that again"
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The burning feeling in your eyes after you eat extremely hot food. Spicy Eye is often accompanied by tears and in some cases a mild to moderately painful headache. Spicy eye also contrasts The opposite of Icy eye.
After I ate that habanero pepper I had bad spicy eye for about 15 minutes.
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When a mexican with the runs(must eat Taco Bell) shits in a burrito, tops it of with sour cream jizz and his partner eats it
Luis Gonzalez wants a spicy taquito
when you have coconut oil in your ass and you are giving someone diet cum
why don’t you come over to my place and i’ll give you a spicy grind
When your delivering food, but it’s for a local curry house and not deliveroo
John works at spicy tadka,
Oh you mean deliveroo
No it’s for a local curry house
Eating hot sauce out of a hairy asshole
Jena gave Ethan a spicy pirate. She needs some milk
abstinence from alcohol but not from other drugs
“Hey, you want a drink?”
“Nah, I’m spicy sober this month”
“Ket then?”
“… Yea”