An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
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The act of masterbating while taking a shit
Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.
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pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.
"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"
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when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)
wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN
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A smooth therm for acid attacks. The name come from London wich has currently an epidemic of acid throwing.
That woman got a London splash , look at her face.
The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.
Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.
whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.
Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.