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The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.
Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"
Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"
A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.
Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.
A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep
How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police
the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.
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When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.
Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato
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douche bag. also see monkey wrench
honey can you bring me my split washer
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A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.
Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!
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When your share of an even split is only ten percent
My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.
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