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Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.
(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
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When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.
Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.
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Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.
Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?
Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.
Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!
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1. Another word for a cheese grater
Tyler: "Most people know it by it's traditional name, but I know it by it's real name, a sponge ruiner."
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A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.
stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..
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Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.
If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!
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The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.
people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days
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