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A term used to describe a slightly frightening avian creature, or a spooky stork. Also used as a slightly hurtful name.
Me: Woah, that's one Spooky Stork!
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when you show your dick to a girl and it spooks her becuse of how big it is. that means you have a spooky cock.
Last night when Ashley was at my house, I showed her my spooky cock. She screamed when she saw how big it is.
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Getting drunk and disappearing on your friends at a bar/party AKA Irish goodbye
Smitty was having a great time until he realized his ride spooky bombed and left him at the bar alone.
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A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
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when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.
dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner
A goth shiksa who fetishizes nice jewish boys (“njb”).
Kristen is such a spooky sufganiyot, all she does is wear black, listen to the cure and ask her boyfriend to talk dirty to her in Yiddish.
You are covered with a sheet and either her or her sister rides you. You don’t know if you get a trick or a treat.
We did a dirty spooky man I still don’t know who went first and who went second so maybe I knocked up her sister?!