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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.

After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"

by Someone who kinda exists August 9, 2021

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the spongebob song

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by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022


Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

by Tyronelexbengie May 30, 2019

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Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.

"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"

by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022


Squidward

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.

Squidward likes to succ john thicc

by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019


squidward

a girl called raegan deweer

OMG, raegan is such a squidward

by aaliyah deweer May 23, 2021


Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.

"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."

by Ant-man crawls up Thanos ass March 25, 2019