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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.

After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"

by Someone who kinda exists August 9, 2021

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the spongebob song

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by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022


Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie KƤtzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie KƤtzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

by Tyronelexbengie May 30, 2019

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A Squidward

A person that is being a jackass, very grumpy or not in a good mood.

Person 1: Oh boy. Am I so ready for today.
Person 1: Oh don't be such a Squidward!

by Retarded64 October 14, 2020


Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till thereā€™s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.

ā€œBro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.ā€
ā€œShow me the pics dudeā€

by Forbe August 7, 2024


Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus

"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"

by Clit commander. December 12, 2024


Ban Squidward

To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.

We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!

by Link8818 February 26, 2018