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to urinate or take a piss
My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt
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Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.
Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.
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A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.
Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.
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When one girl squirts directly into another girls vagina. It is called a scissor squirt because it requires the women to be in a scissor position.
I was eating out my girlfriend yesterday, and she said it felt so good that she was going to squirt, so we got in the scissor position and she scissor squirted into my cunt.
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When you take a small terd that is followed by explosive diareaha
Hey Roy i just had a squirt plug come out and shit all over the toilet bowl
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A phrase you say when on the brink of a squirting orgasm.
"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."
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The act of projecting a mixture of shit and cum from the anus after a man has ejaculated during anal sex
Poor guy, he contracted a really bad eye infection after he got her mud squirt square in the eye
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