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Verb. To ascertain information about an individual through the internet networking site Facebook.
Paige: How did you know that about me?
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
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An activity carried out by perverts, nerds, and sad disabled people trying to feel a sense of ego, identity and belonging.
Often used in pair with radio frequency imaging and surveillance technology very few even know exists. It stays hidden because of gaslighting and it’s complicated technical nature.
A spectrum analyzer and signal generator capable of measuring, emitting around V Band frequencies can identify and jam this equipment.
A surprising amount of mentally disabled people participate in gang stalking motivated by jealousy, frustration, and a sense of community and inclusion.
Gang stalking should not be confused with government and military operations using similar technology as these involve legitimate security concerns and not the self esteem and masturbation of creeps.
A gang stalker might proudly defend their conduct as an important mission, a validation of strength, or as comedy but it is simply technology aided assault and sexual assault.
1. Gang stalking is the 21st century version of peeping tom voyeurism.
2. “I like to watch men shower when I’m gang stalking.”
3. If you are a lying, self-deceiving, computer screen addicted, ugly, socially rejected, uncreative, easily manipulated follower who derives pleasure from creeping on kids, you might be a good fit for gang stalking.
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Magically knowing that I've been drinking or up to something just from my grammar over IM or email.
Jen: are you drinking this afternoon?
Tom: hey!
Tom: I just had 2
Jen: LOL
Tom: were you just guessing, or?
Jen: i guessed by some of your grammar and spelling...:P
Tom: stop grammar stalking me!
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The Stalking Mangina is a sick perverted man who stalks teenagers, and is quick, stealthful, and a master of camouflage.
This summer, one is a sick perverted man will stalk three teenagers.
They have no idea who he was, or what he wanted.
Sean Fujiyoshi, Kyle Chun, Ryan Higa, and Jessica Alba will star in the new horrific movie...
...THE STALKING MANGINA!!!
...coming to theatres near you.
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When someone reads the group chat texts but doesn't particpate, therefore stalking the group chat
"How does she know what happened on chat last night?she wasn't even there"
"she must have been chat stalking..."
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When there arent many parking spots left at a mall, you follow some one in your car who is walking to their spot so you can take it.
Sam: Hey that old guys car stalking us
John: lets walk around some more to piss him off
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The act of monitoring another person's activity (status updates, photo uploads, photo tags, photo comments, wall posts, friend additions, group memberships, attended events, mutual friends, e.t.c.) on the popular social network of Facebook.
Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
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