Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.
Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.
a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.
"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status
when (especially while in college) one eats pancakes for dinner. mostly because the mix is the only food left.
I reached pancake status every night this week! And need to go get more food.
When one person is speaking English so badly that you cannot understand them.
Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."
Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."
Someone that is not famous does something that was so awesome you want their autograph.
Dude just hit the teacher and walked away like a goon!! Now thats autograph status.
status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare
that nigga is still unicorn status
24๐ 5๐
When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.
This is a status on Facebook:
Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.
This is a response from one of her friends:
Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!
33๐ 8๐