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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a pot smoking weirdo that is an American actress, who works in indie films after she got shit for being Bella and making a Hustle for money during the twilight day's she's now worth over 50 million dollars

She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that

She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar

She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.

Homophobic mom: honey who is Kristen Stewart girl on your phone

Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A

Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl

Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like

Homophobic mom: Excues me

Random kid: where called the krisbians mom

by Imalesbianbarbz September 29, 2019

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Kristen Stewart

A really talented actress who is sadly hated for her role as Bella in twilight while she played in super cool movies like speak or spencer

Also she’s cool af

Stupid bitch: uh I don’t wanna see this movie, Kristen Stewart sucks she can’t act!

Clever swagy dude: stfu and grew up, it’s been a decade since twilight you have to fucking move on..

by Pu$$ywagon February 17, 2022

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Kristen Stewart

A very talented actress! She has became so confident and has really grew on her acting skills threw the years! She has played in many movies and is incredibly gorgeous/hot!

She is also a strong independent woman who inspires a lot of people. You may know her mostly from twilight, which she plays Bella Swan in.

β€œMan, some day I would love to be like Kristen Stewart! She so talented, I love her!

by January 8, 2021

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Ethan Stewart

A β€œdepressed” guy that will do anything for the attention. He will act depressed and act like his life is so fucking horrible and listens to Juice WRLD all fucking day . He flexes on living in a condo . And will do anything to copy others just to fit in . Oh and did I mention he looks like a fucking rat . And his mom is an owl. HE BLOWS AT BASKETBALL. Ratshit

Man, is something wrong with Ethan Stewart today? He has been listening to a lot of juice wrld lately... seems suicidal

by Lil Beanerr March 30, 2019

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Rod Stewart

All of his songs sound the same

What song is this?


It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway

by Dillon Farnum March 20, 2005

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rod stewart

A slang name for a womans pussy,
named after a scotish singer.

Show us your Rod Stewert

by Buzzy August 2, 2003

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Rod Stewart

An old singer dude who has cool songs but sucks at singing them (thats why they are often remade into something better). Sometimes compared to David Bowie, which is dumb because Bowie is obviously a WAY better artist.

Rod is ugly

by MO April 25, 2004

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