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An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*
"Oh man XD I just got stitched"
When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet
I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer
(Verb) Doing something either painstakingly time consuming or inconceivably useless.
You’re moving to Europe? You might as well be stitching the dust while you’re at it.
A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
The line between a males ballsack and butthole.
She can lick my teadybear stitch
My car has broken Down.
Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.
John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
When fat people run their side, Normally in the ribcage area is in the most extreme pain anyone has ever felt. Some would say worse than pregnancy.
Gurtrude: I have a side stitch.
John: Fat ass