straight edged

abstaining from alcohol, smoking and recreational drug use.Some adherents may also abstain from caffeine and promiscuity.

dark and battle are straight edged,but not stoney

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Straight fag

n. A heterosexual.

On 4chan, EVERYONE is a faggot (regardless of sexuality), and a need came up to differentiate between types of faggotry. A homosexual would be a gay fag, and a fan of Japanese cartoons would be an anime fag.

I wanted him to do me up the butt, but it turns out he was a straight fag.

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Straight Minus

Straight Minus is to be straight but close to being asexual. When you are straight minus you are attracted to someone of the opposite gender, but you find the sexual human body to be strange.

Kevin: Did you hear about Juanita?
Kyle: No, what's wrong with her?
Kevin: Nothing, she's just Straight Minus

damn straight

a way of agreeing with something

-Ha! You so crazy!
-Damn strait.

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As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

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Straight Chilling

The act of chilling par excellence. Chilling without encumbrance or obligation. Chilling for chilling's sake.

Variant: Str8 Chillin

What you up to?
Straight Chilling.

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totally straight

A guy is totally straight when he is completely, 100%, definitely not gay. This is the kind of guy who will let you know, at every opportunity that he isn't gay... very not gay. Boy is this guy not gay. Hey, did you ever hear him tell you about the time he was totally having sex with this chick? This guy is NOT GAY... just ask him... or don't, he'll tell you anyway.

"Man, I'm so totally straight. I would never have sex with a dude, I have sex with women! Did I mention that I'm straight?"

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