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Fuck Straps

Mounted pieces of material for gripping that allow you to thrust with great acceleration and pizazz.

It was a fuck quake for a while until I was able to finally grab hold of some Fuck Straps and give it to her!

by Alienbun January 24, 2009

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horse strap

When a girl with large breasts wears a purse or shoulder bag and the strap separates her jugs making them look huge and well defined

Check out that chicks Horse Strap!

by Thomasjay99 August 11, 2015


strap-on dementia

A severe mental disease which causes lesbians who can't come out of the closet to go nuts.

Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.

Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.

by wmawnmo April 6, 2013


Strap talk

When someone talks about having a gun, using a gun, planning to use a gun, or pretty much anything related to guns in a gangster way.

Me and my homies just love to stand around and talk strap all day.

"Don't worry about it. It's just general strap talk"
"Don't you talk strap to me."

by ElJameso February 12, 2013


Organic strap on

A penis. Often used by LGBT folks as a pleasant euphemism for their genitalia.

I was the only girl at the party with an organic strap on, yet I’m a hopeless bottom.

by JaiTheGai March 8, 2022


Got the strap

Slang for “I have a loaded gun

Me: Hey wyd
Chav: GOT THE STRAP
Me: No you don’t you have a gun license’nt

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń December 26, 2019


Jesus straps

"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")

these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)

the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!

be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !

when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !

what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!

by michael foolsley April 14, 2022