Straw Man

A term that nerds overuse in online debates because they think that it makes them sound intelligent. Very common to see nerds arguing within Youtube comments or on Twitter throw out this term every time they get into an online argument.

Nerd: That's a straw man logical fallacy! *Nerdy snort* You've just lost the debate!

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Straw-Biter

When she bite da end of the wing wang and you take that back hand cheek ta cheek but she just can’t stop nibblin’

“Ouch! Wowza! Shiver me timbers! What are ya? A Straw-Biter?!”

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Jid Straw

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.

"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".

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veggie straws

straws made from veggies

hey mom? can I have some of those veggie straws?

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spoon straw

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!

Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!

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Soggy Straw

A "Soggy Straw" is when you intentionally give your partner a pink sock, grab it, attach it your asshole, and proceed to defecate into it.

Rick was real aggressive last night when we were doing anal. Next thing I know I've been pink socked, he then grabbed it, and turned it into a Soggy Straw!

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fur-straw

The fur on a kitten's front leg, above the paw, that has been suckled in comfort, such that it produces a stiff, straw-like appearance.

Man, Kiwi's been sucking his fur-straw all day!

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