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A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).
Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
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a. a person who bones amputees stumps.
b. an amputee that bones people with their stump , stump hump
stump pumper : Dont bother getting out of the wheelchair , i will just pump your stump.
you : sure or i can stuff my stump in your twizzy .
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1.) A mythical creature known by a small cult following. This creature/being has been known to move so fast that it can reach such speeds as Mach 7.
2.) The ultimate term of insult. When one has been deemed a Butt Stump, you know you have thoroughly failed at life.
You sir, are what I would call a Butt Stump!
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voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump
"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"
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larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
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The lead singer of a band named fall out boy . Some may call the band satanic when their lead singer is literally an innecont adorable humble cinnamon bun.
"Hey have you listernd to fall out boy ?"
"Of course patrick stump is my favourite! "
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When your getting a blow job and your girl/ guy has a seizure and bites off you cock leaving you with a bloody stump.
Dude my girl was giving me the best blowy last night and shit turned bad leaving me with a bloody stump.
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