i swear on my timbs

Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....

I swear on my Timbs nigga i stole your baby mama and the baby too, they mine now deadass b!

money doesn’t talk, it swears

A subjective evaluation of the truth about money which is that it maintains violence, social aggression, deprivation of many, and mass cruelty.

Bob Dylan coined the poetic line, “money doesn’t talk, it swears,” in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

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Swear Word Derangement Syndrome

A mental disease where a person can't say any kind of not-so family friendly swear words. It was discovered in the Coloradan city of Denver in October 1940, had no full name and the full term was coined in 1958. This mental disease is also found on families where has their children born with horrific mental health conditions.

The creator of this definition on UD himself has Swear Word Derangement Syndrome. He also can't say swear words on his own films.

completely different level of swearing

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip

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truth or dare kiss or swear

Is an more intense version of truth or dare where you have four options thru truth (answer a question), dare (do a dare), kiss (kiss someone) or swear (this is so that you can or can't do something until the end of the game)

Katy "Jessica, truth or dare kiss or swear?"

Jessica "kiss"
Katy "kiss John"
*Jessica and John kiss*
Jessica "Katy truth or dare kiss or swear?"
Katy "swear"
Jessica "promise not to laugh"
Katy "damn"

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I will swear word at you

A roblox way of saying "I will swear you"

Guy: Lol roblox is for kidos
Robloxians: i will swear word at you

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