Public Administration

Administrators of the public; decison makers; people in power.

"my daddy's in public administration, you may know him...Rudi..." -Caroline Giuliani

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public defenestration

A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.

Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.

"I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

*whoosh*

"Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!"

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public erection

A coward; someone who wants to "hide"

Guy : Bro i dont wanna ask her what if she rejects me
Girl : Don't be such a fucking public erection

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public hair

the moment a pubic hair is released to the general public. wether it be a teabaggingincident, a showing of the catbrains or the goat, or just a very hairy bush in a nudist parade.

woah, that dude that was showing his bubblegum needs to shave off that public hair. or at least wear a public hair net

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Public Radio

Let me put it this way-

Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.

Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.

That's public radio.

*SKRRIRIIICICHH*

Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm

*SKRRIRICHH*.

Today we're talking about a book

*skrriitichhh*

Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts

*ssskkkkittiririihc*

HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-

*skrriiiitichhh*

So what compelled you to write about Diners?

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Public Hair

When someone's pubic hair becomes dislodged during a visit to the bathroom and remains on the toilet seat or bowl for the next person using the restroom to see, resulting in the transition of your private's hair to a public hair.

Why is it so hard for people to clean their pubes off the toilet when they're done? I don't need to see their public hairs.

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Public stain

When someone beats it in public and cums all over a certain area.

DAMN! That was beating his dick on the ice skating rink, came on the ice while a little girl got showered with jizz, and a few people slipped on the cum and busted their ass! Just leavin' their public stain on the ice.

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