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The stereo typical 'townie' is more than likely going to be exactly like the first statement.
The townie that is a townie because he/she lives in a town centre should not be stereotyped. These people are mostly people living off benifits and their children ofter grown up to be sucessful.
A fucked up Townie shagged a lass of the ages 6.
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A person who will
1) start a fight with someone and then run away, saying he da man.
2) start a fight, put up a shitty resistance and then form a collective bootfucking to your ass, from all his townie friends, who in societys lack of the death penatly will live well into old age.
3) Townie rules consist of whatever they see fit, and that usually mean gang beatings.
1) Man this townie just tried to fight me and then tells everyone he won.
2) Fucking townies and their bootfucking shit.
3) Theres like 50 townies outside! sweet.
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townies are the kind of people that wear track suits that look rediclious. they go round the street starting fights with people they've never seen before over a cig, sad bastads. they have nothing to do with there free time so they beat people up for amusement its stupid. the reason they do this is because there mother is probberly about 26, an alacholic and probberly addicted to some drugs. these kind of people have not been brought up well and will never be diffrent!
i got out of welly club and after a wile about 20 townies came n me n my friend got beat up. how can people get amusement out of beating sumone up and see them cry?
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a permanent(nonstudent) resident of a college town
Some townie was rambling about the parties held by students of the university being too loud.
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Okay, this is all extreme, some of the townies I know, aren't COMPLETE knobheads but then..some are.
They hate grungers. Think anyone who isnt wearing ugly, cheap ass clothing (no matter how much it cost it still manages to LOOK c.h.e.a.p) are grungers, or posh, innit?
(Innit really bugs me. In WHAT exactly? Or I reply sweetly, "It is.")
Listen to *shudder* "music."
Typical townie music is: Fittty Ceant, Blazin' Squad, Sean Paul Kiss 100 etcetera.
How to recognise a twonie near you:
Wel, enough has been said about townies out and about before me. So here's how you recognise a townie ONLINE.
Their Msn screen name is something like:
uR ClOthEs lOok GoOD... bUt tHeY wOuLd lOok bEttEr oN mY bEdRoOm fLOoR!!111
Accompanied by some stars or hearts or kisses, if they happen to be girls. Their profiles will include some of their hobbies too:
"Goin Destiny*" "Boys/Girls" "Ma phone"
Boys will include something about rapping, "hacking" etc.
Shout out to the person/people? (Man Bon and Kin Mun) who mentioned Harrow Tube Station. Cool place for grungers. (a hella lot of fit dudes up there, which is always a plus.) Live just near it. :P Come stalk me. Of course, the best place to go is Camden.
If you happen to be a townie, the best place to go where people of your kind gather is Watford, the Harlequin Centre.
*Destiny is a townie scum nightclub in watford. If you want to see enough fake burberry to last you a life time go here.
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Usually goes arround asking for fights. Ususally types like this 'BIg uP To Me m8s iN DuRhAm'
Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary.
They can never be open minded people.
Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.
"Ear ya gay bogger"
"Go cut ya hair ya fucking smelly daft gay little boggas"
Some big fat dyke dick head who takes it up the ass always smoking drugs and speaks like ablack man and has an iq of a banana that has been up a mans ass
normal person:Townies suck dick
Townie:Thats not funny i am telling my mum