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The feeling you get right after eating Taco Bell where the only thing you want to do is find a bathroom to "release the pressure."
Wow, the dinner my mom made last night gave me the Taco Bell effect.
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The ratlike-dog, or Chihuahua, which once appeared in many Taco Bell advertisements from the late 1990s to the early 2000s.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Taco Bell dog met its demise by accidentally falling into the meat grinder.
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Schlicking, or flicking the bean. Female masturbation.
Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
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Used comparatively, is used to show: 1.) how much money is being wasted on an expensive product when it could be wisely spent on delicious Taco Bell, and 2.) shows the lack of worth of whatever you're spending the money on. Also applies to money squandered on fines, tickets, etc.
...This baby's top speed is 205 MPH and can be yours for only $300,000. "Damn, that's a lot of Taco Bell."
I got a posession charge, 3 years, 2 probation, and a $50,000 fine to the city. "Holy shit, crack is wack. That's a lot of Taco Bell."
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A middle aged lady who has been inhabiting the East Meadow, Taco bell on Long Island, New York for over 8 years. She repeatedly orders the same hard taco supreme every day and sits in the seat completely adjacent to the entrance doors. She is known by many people in the greater East Meadow area including parts of Merrick, Bellmore, and Uniondale. There have been sightings of her daughter by few people that work in the East Meadow area, but these sightings have yet to be confirmed. The Taco Bell Lady has been seen in the East Meadow Waldbaums, Villa Grande Pizzeria and also the PathMark of East Meadow. She will try to have conversations with many people about her childhood in the Brooklyn area as well as her daughters recent 3rd grade class picture, of which she carries the yearbook of Woodland Elementary School of East Meadow with her in her enormous pocketbook. But we still do not know if this is her daughter, or a picture of a random child.
"hey man, did you end your drunken night at taco bell in east meadow"
" ya man i did, i got hounded by the taco bell lady again"
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To Cease Anything &/Or Everything That You May Be Doing At Any Given Time Of Day(or night) & Go Directly To Taco Bell For The Best Food On Planet Earth, Particularly The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito.
Guy 1: "You Know What I'm Thinkin?"
Guy 2: "& That Would Be?"
Guy 1: "A Taco Bell Run."
Guy 2: "Dude, It's 2:30 In The Morning!"
Guy 1: "...I Fail To See Your Point."
Guy 2: "You're Right, I'm Drivin."
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A feat whereby a person is challenged to eat $20.00 worth of Taco Bell food within one hour. Only one drink purchase allowed.
If the contestant can eat all of the food in the allotted time, the issuer of the challenge must pay the tab. If the contestant cannot eat all of the food ordered, he/she must pay for whatever has been ordered.
I really thought I could eat 23 orders of cinnamon twists. Because I could not, I lost the Taco Bell Challenge
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I've won the Taco Bell Challenge: I just consumed 4 Big Bell Box Meals, pay up son.
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