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One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest
"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.
"Do you know that girl tiffany, she likes tampons."
"Yeah dude she's a fucking tampon tiffany."
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The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.
"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"
Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.
"She gon' get dragged periodt, no tampon".
The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.
A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.
"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."
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