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Satan's Tampon

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest

"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."

by Satans-Tampon November 7, 2023


Tampon Tiffany

A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.

"Do you know that girl tiffany, she likes tampons."
"Yeah dude she's a fucking tampon tiffany."

by Charnizzles December 29, 2011

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meat tampon

The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.

"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"

by bigdogzcok February 7, 2014


Periodt, no tampon

Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.

"She gon' get dragged periodt, no tampon".

by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020


Tampon Snatcher

The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.

by The puffy Wey December 30, 2014


Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

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Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

by mcknazzy December 29, 2011