te-n pula mea ca te si bat

Something invented by Ionut, who is a crow and doesn't know how to speak Romanian, so he stuck his dick in a 2-year-old child

Mi-ai futut copilul de 2 ani , te-n pula mea ca te si bat

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va te faire enculer

(go to) fuck you in the ass

We could order takeout or va te faire enculer...

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que te folle un pez

Spanish for I hope you get fucked by a fish. Used to express screw you. Also good for laughs.

Cody: "You're girl's a bitch bro"
Duncan: "Que te folle un pez, dude!"
Cody: "LMAO"

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Vas te faire foutre

"Go fuck yourself", or "Fuck you" in French.

Va te faire foutre is spelt INCORRECTLY. The conjugation for Aller (to go) in French for tu (which is the assumed pronoun, as the reflexive is using te se foutre is a reflexive verb) is Vas NOT Va which is the conjugation for il/elle/qui/on (he/she/who/one)

Vas te faire foutre!
Tabarnack, man, je te deteste!

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la puta que te pario

it means "the whore that gave you birth", but the word 'parir' (gave birth) isn't polite. Usually you say 'have a baby' (tener un bebe) and not ' parir un bebe'. the word is too hard

a person treat you badly and you say: "anda a la puta que te pario". (go to the whore that gave you birth) is quite offensive, specially about women. but womwn uses the expression as well.

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La Con De Tes Mort

Often use by gipsy community in france, a terrible insult( the cunt of your deadones) along with Manges tes morts(eat your deadones)

et narvalo la con d ' tes morts

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Te amo con mi vida

It means "i love you with my life" in spanish. Similar to "I love you with all of my heart" in english.

Diana:Martin, Te amo con mi vida, baby
Martin: I love you too, babypretty

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