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ted mosbey

Saying I love you to a person you are not formally dating, or have recently started dating, as seen on how I met your mother the television show

Dude, jake pulled a serious Ted mosbey last night with Sarah!

by Deareedoubleyou December 19, 2014

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ted Cruz

The Scranton Strangler

Ted Cruz is the Scranton Strangler.

by noneofyobeemovieporn February 18, 2021

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ted Broczynski

Derived from unabomber Ted Kaczynski, a term in similar vein to "brodog" or "broster". Reserved for persons of the highest order of broship.

"Don't tase me Ted Broczynski!"

"That was a sweet kegger last night Broczynski"

by Strych_9 September 24, 2007

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


father tedded

Father Ted is a great series. However, a friend of ours had bigged it up so much that it could never live up to the stratospheric heights that he had set it and, while good, it didn't. He had therefore 'father tedded' Father Ted.

Robert told Della that he had a big cock. In fact it was only 4". Della was upset and told Robert that he had father tedded things too often and that she was very disappointed with the size of his cock!

by Teddus December 10, 2006

28πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Ted Bundy

A little bitch boy that was only 5’10 and his full name was β€œTheodore Robert Bundy” and would get mad at and kill a women or girl when she laughed at his microscopic cock or not call him daddy and he is so terrible that when he was on death row other inmates raped him and screamed β€œWe don’t like rape’os!” And Ted was also a republican so that is very stinky

Ted Bundy should have gotten fireworks shoved up his asshole

by Kitten Salad July 11, 2020

77πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer

Michael: Hey so did you see Ted Cruz in the polls?
John: What? Do you mean the Zodiac Killer?

by MackMurphy May 10, 2016

284πŸ‘ 158πŸ‘Ž


Ted Turner

I don't know where that moron got that Ted Turner was a republican. He's probably in the top ten most liberal people is the U.S.

-Ted Turner is a neo conservative
-You're dumb

by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 4, 2005

83πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž