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An exclusive member of the extensive retard-breeding project funded by your government.
Don't mistakenly pity knocked-up teenage girls and mourn their "ruined chances at an amazing future". 10 times out of 10 teenage mothers are white trash or ghetto scum that were conceived as a result of their own mother's reckless sexcapades at age 16. The paramount of their life would have been a manager's position at Burger King. Now they'll never even accomplish that.
They will claim they used birth control every time prior to contracting pregnancy, but this is usually referring to a Catholic practice their Mexican boyfriend told them about that is known as the rhythm method. They are underage and poor so it is understandable that they did not have a car to drive to the free clinic and get condoms. However, it is ludicrous that these girls actually go through with the pregnancy as an abortion is easily conducted at home with a rusty wire coathanger.
The offspring of a teen parent is a bastard. In today's society this term is not spoken to the teen parent's face, but is still widely accepted for use behind their back.
You will never hear a plural form of this phrase, i.e. teen "parents".
Preggers: My grandma keeps getting on my case because I'm going to be a teen parent!
Jill: It's not too late to drive a knife into your gut and cut my taxes by 20%.
Preggers: I get everything I need free from a Christian pro-life foundation.
Jill: I work 40 hrs a week and starve to death paying for my rent and the for needs of your fat ass and your nasty little bastard.
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A thirty-something actor who plays a teenager on TV.
Dylan McKay is such a faux teen on 90210.
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A person born and raised in Israel reaching adolescence,and becoming a Israeli citizen with all that this implies. Typically very independent,involved in lots of social political activity or a youth movement. Short tempered and less calm then his European cousin this specie is well aware of extra hate against him through watching TV and surfing the net. unhumbled this creature goes out at night and parties like there is no tomorrow before joining the army,growing up and reaching adulthood fully after his after army world travels.
"Israeli teens have no rules! the go out even when they just heard of a suicidal bombing!'
Israeli teens are great fun,when i went to visit mu cousins in Tel Aviv we had the best of times!'
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A person between the ages of 11-13.
The girls are stereotyped to be slutty, wannabe, asshole's who smear glitter on their face and wear aeropostale in order to be "cool." They also are said to faint at the mention of anything Disney related and masterbate to pictures of Justin Bieber.
Yes I am a 12 year old girl. I take no shame to my age, but I am offended when I hear things like this.
I hate glitter, I think it's tacky. I also hate aeropostale, I don't like it because, well it's just not my style. I think Disney Channel is dumb, and I don't find Justin Bieber attractive and I don't like his music. Yes I have friends that act like this, but that doesn't mean all of us do.
Ignorant judgemental person- "Ewwwww she's a Pre-teen she must be stupid and masturbate to photo's of Justin Bieber!Hahahahahaha."
Person with sense- "Maybe she's not like that, get to know someone before you judge. She could be a perfectly normal human being."
Ignorant person- "Yea right."
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Used to have casual sex and drink and smoke, but goes against it later. To cleanse themselves of what they used to do. Varies on person to person, but part of to be a clean teen is to dress modestly.
Can be confused with a straight-edge kid. Slight difference.
Person A: Look! She used to dress so skankish. What happened?
Person B: She's a clean teen now.
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milky or watery semen produced by young adolescent boys
I sucked that lad off and got a mouthful of ace teen cream
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Romantic and slightly comical movie aimed at people in their teens. These movies are usually based on multiple failed seduction attempts before the final, successful attempt on prom night. The fact that there is a reformed cool-guy winning over a girl with "sweetness" usually attracts young females to watch these shit movies. Parodized in Not another teen movie. On the rare occasion, when the movie is made for a male audience, it will not suck.
The breakfast club, pretty in pink, she's all that, ten things I hate about you, loser, most freddie prinze jr movies.
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